Major chocoholic, cat-lover and free spirited.
one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared
A deeply touching story
AND WITH THIS GIFSET MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE.
A king has to know these kinds of things.
lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
So at my house we have an intercom in everyone’s room and when you press “talk” and speak into it everyone can hear what you say
So last night at like 1 AM I spoke into it and quietly whispered “Shia Labeouf“
I heard my mom scream in the other room
you know what constantly blew my mind as a child
in movies when a character is looking straight into their reflection in a mirror
how does the camera not show up in the mirror
actually never mind about the whole “as a child” business i still haven’t figured this shit out
Friendly reminder that anti-cheating is pro-slut shaming (◕‿◕✿)
(Source: , via benny-cum-in-my-ass)
what if you woke up one day and you were hot
idk i’d probably open the window or something
I like how people have a problem with the whole calling someone “daddy” in bed because it’s “weird” but yet they will call the other person “baby”. What you like fucking babies? You weird ass baby fucker