Major chocoholic, cat-lover and free spirited. (plus I'm too lazy to edit html)
  • unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

    EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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    NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

    (via lilili123bella)

  • femper:

    did y’all see this shit

    (via officialspoopysnoe)

  • j0ye:

    j0ye:

    i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit

    update my dad is grounded

    (via lilili123bella)

  • Everyone who stuck with Pluto damnit (via plutokiid)

    (via lilili123bella)

  • "VIVA LA PLUTO"
  • thestorygirl:

    nightmaresandsexyghouls:

    grim-doll:

    ottermatopoeia:

    mattniskanenseyebrows:

    OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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    OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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    OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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    OCTOBER IS IN A FEW HOURS

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    OCTOBER IS HERE

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    (via lilili123bella)

  • i-am-ascension:

    When the Buddha start to wander around India shortly after his enlightenment, he encountered several men who recognized him to be a very extraordinary being.

    They asked him, “Are you a god?”

    "No," he replied.

    "Are you a reincarnation of god?"

    "No," he replied.

    "Are you a wizard, then?"

    "No."

    "Well, are you a man?"

    "No."

    "So what are you?" they asked, being very perplexed.

    "I am awake."

    (via dietfitnesshealth)

  • therandominmyhead:

    Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

    (Source: twitter.com, via valherovlog)

  • Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart 

    (Source: yugoslavic, via valherovlog)

  • dicksplit:

    Making sure your bro’s breath is good

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    (via valherovlog)

  • breenwolf:

    [reads summary of fic] THIS IS WHAT I WANT
    [reads first 10 words of fic] this is not what i want

    (via lilili123bella)

  • heteroh:

    when your parents threaten to take your allowance away

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    (via benny-cum-in-my-ass)