These tears are Armani

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Today in Welsh class we were given crayons and coloring books and everyone agreed it was the best class ever and I even won the coloring contest

No, you don’t understand, we’re the 3rd year of english philology, some of us are married or have children, in two months I’m going to get my bachelor’s degree and at least two people already have their master’s


crayons, man

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im so pro-selfie like there are so many bigger problems in the world than girls who think theyre pretty

one of those problems is girls who dont think theyre pretty

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straight girls tho, do you ever get confused by your sexuality because not only do men suck but also like 90% of women are fucking bombshells and only like 20% of men are like most chicks could pass for models and most men could pass for bridge trolls i mean wow

yes i get confused because of those reasons as well as reasons being with their characters it’s frustrating.

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people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me

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people I call "dude."

male friends: dude
female friends: dude
cis friends: dude
queer friends: dude
trans* friends: dude
my parents: dude
my boss: dude
the president: mr. dude
the queen: your dudeness
the pope: holy dude